MacTest™ is a novel product for selective genetic profiling (SGP). Its target audience is the individual from the Balkan region who is tormented by financial and social insecurity, lack of meritocracy, discrimination, political corruption and puppet statesmen. The MacTest™ product user can find the definitive answer to all their problems at once, by constructing a solid genetic identity with links to a glorious, imperial past.
MacTest™ works by instantly performing fluorescent in situ hybridism (FISHy) specific for the HLA-DRB1 alleles1 on the user’s genetic material. It works equally well with unprocessed blood or urine samples, and the user may conveniently perform the test at their premises, without any need for special laboratory equipment.
Those of you with some scientific background may wonder how it is possible to perform FISHy in this way. This is possible through the advances in the fields of nanotechnology and quantum computing that MacTest™ introduces into the market, thus condensing all the facilities of a genetic laboratory into just a little test stick. There are 3,239 patent applications pending for MacTest™.
In just 5 minutes, MacTest™ will detect every possible to link the user’s imperial ancestry. It will also detect any sub-Saharan DNA admixture, going up to hundreds of generations back in time. Last but not least, it will help detect and isolate the invalids lacking any imperial traits, people that represent a threat to the identity of their respective Balkan nation-state. Find out how!
1 Arnaiz-Villena et al.: HLA genes in Macedonians and the sub-Saharan origin of the Greeks,
Tissue Antigens 2001: 57: 118–127. (Download PDF)
